Hey, I just saw the ad for the latest Dettol product…at last, something designed and marketed because it is useful and not just as a pointless means of product differentiation. About bloody time!
It’s a disinfectant soap dispenser that you don’t need to use a push down pump thingy for. All you do is place your hands under the nozzle, a sensor notices your hands are there and the soap is dropped onto them. It means that you don’t need to touch the top of the pump to put soap on your hands, which is good cos apparently lots of evil germy things collect there.
So now you can make sure that you don’t pick up any nasty germs from the pump head before you wash them with the nice disinfectant soa….hey, wait a minute!!!! >:-|